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Happy 13th birthday.

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Oh, thank you Mama.

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Oh, it's lovely.

4
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In fact, it's more of a gift 
for Gomez.

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Same?

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I don't think it is 
my size.

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Honey.

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Thank you, Mama.

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Look at those two lovebirds,

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They are so crazy about each other now

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what they were like the day they were 
 they met.

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Mom, dad...

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How did you meet?

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Please Wednesday...

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There are things that a delicate child 
 How are you better off not knowing.

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Fester is right,

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some things can mark a
person for life.

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But we've already been exposed to Must See TV, 
 Barney and Spice Girls.

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Yes, what could be worse than that?

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The kids are right.

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Let's go.

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Well, for starters

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I shouldn't have gotten married 
with your mother.

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I should have married your sister,

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Ophilia.

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- Anthophilia?
- Anthophilia?

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I will never forget the day 
 where we met.

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The sun was shining,

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the birds singing...

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I knew we were in trouble.

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Gomez,

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Here.

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Try this for your cold,

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It will even cure your sinusitis.

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Thank you, Mama.

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I don't know what came over me, 
 I never get sick.

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It's probably just nerves.

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After all, it's not every day that a young person

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meets his bride for the first time.

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I had an idea.

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Instead of this arranged marriage 
 with Ophilia...

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Why don't I go out alone,

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I meet someone and fall madly in love?

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What's the fun in that?

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What's more, arranged marriages 
 They are an Addams Family tradition.

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We've been doing this for centuries
and there hasn't been a divorce yet.

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Just a few murders.

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Gomez, trust me.

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I always wish you the best 
 for my boys.

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Strychnine.

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Special delivery.

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I hope it's a normal wedding gift,

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or maybe a new coffin.

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Hmm, fragile.

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-Son. 
 -Mama.

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Fester, came to the wedding.

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Gomez, you almost took my 
 arm now.

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Better luck next time.

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I see you have a new box.

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Isn't it beautiful? It is made from the cheapest pine
so that it shatters easily.

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It saw?

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Oh, that must hurt.

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So, how are things at MIT?

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Mama, MIT was three universities ago.

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Don't you remember that I was expelled for 
blow up the chemistry department?

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Oh, that...

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Some places will kick you out 
 for anything.

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Fester, let's go out and celebrate your return 
 while it's still night.

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Good idea.

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Good aim.

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Nice shot, but try to get it right 
 the ball next time.

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Sorry.

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I think all this talk about
marriage is affecting my game.

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Well if you're having doubts
Maybe I should talk to Mama.

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I tried,

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but she and Mrs. Trump plan it 
 since they were children playing with matches.

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You know, Fester...

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Ophilia has a sister, 
 We could have a double wedding.

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Not me, I'm single for life,

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Furthermore, I promised the doctors at the asylum
that I would never reproduce.

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Oh well.

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I think I'll be more positive.

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Maybe Ophilia isn't so bad 
 as much as I think.

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Lady's fingers.

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Oh Lurch,

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I hope Ophilia likes Gomez.

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I liked what the boys 
they did to the window.

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It must be them.

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Gomez, come on.

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What's wrong, Mama?

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It's time to meet your bride.

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It's so exciting.

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We are here.

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Eudora.

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Griselda.

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-Where's Ophilia? 
 -Right behind me.

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My bags are in the car and please 
 Moochie, watch out for Gucci.

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Welcome.

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I don't think so.

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So, you must be Gomez.

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I'm Fester.

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Look, we have a comedian.

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I am Ophilia.

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Great pleasure.

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What was that?

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It's just my sister's cat.

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She likes things with claws.

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We brought Morticia 
 to be the bridesmaid.

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Do you remember Morticia?

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Of course, welcome.

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Morticia, Gomez, 
 Gomez, Morticia.

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Morticia, I see an air of sadness in you.

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Oh, thank you.

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I bet you didn't know that I 
 She was a judo champion.

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No...

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And I also didn't know I would have a herniated disc.

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Ophelia is not just a black belt, 
 she was student body president,

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head of the Glee Club and class leader. 
 She is very popular.

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And you, Morticia?

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Are you popular too?

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When socializing with other people is better 
 Do not put glass in iced tea.

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Cyanide is more effective.

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Good argument.

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Now, Morticia...

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Nobody wants to hear 
about his antisocial tendencies.

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In fact, Morticia refused 
until going to school.

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I taught her everything she knows, 
 mathematics, science, organic poisoning.

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She did well on her exams and autopsies.

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Blah, blah, blah. 
 Come on, Gomer.

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- It's Gomez. 
 - Gomez.

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Perfect then, what do you 
 Do you want to do it now?

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-Go into a coma. 
-You are so playful.

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Now...

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Guess the surprise I have for you.

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Are you leaving?

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I can't believe we both grew up 
 with such eccentric brothers.

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So, well... 
 Where is Morticia?

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Oh, who knows...

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It's probably out there feeding 
their black widows or something.

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Now, close your eyes.

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You can now open them.

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Cool, what is this?

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Fabric samples.

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Fabric samples... For what?

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I'm redecorating this house, 
 from top to bottom.

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Why?

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That furniture is so old and depressing.

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And the lighting here makes everyone 
 seem so macabre.

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I know, it took us years to make it like this.

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Anyway,

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I thought about changing this ugly curtain 
 for one with a pattern of curved flowers.

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Paint the walls one color 
eggshell and redo everything...

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Listen, sparrow head.

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You're not going to touch this house.

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I'm sorry, but I don't speak
with crazy people.

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Coming back...

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I really think we could 
 get a lot more light here

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if we just tore down the wall.

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More light? Are you crazy?

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The next thing you'll want to do is...

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Install wall carpet.

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Oh, that reminds me that the 
carpet people will be here

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is there any minute to 
give me an estimate.

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Now, what do you think... 
 Light or heavy?

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Gomez, do something now.

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I wanted to, but every time I try...

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Excuse me, Ophilia?

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I have to agree 
with Fester this time.

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Did you understand what I meant?

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Lurch, I can't go back to college

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and leave Gomez in Ophilia's hands.

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Who knows what she can do...

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She can turn him into an honest man.

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That lunatic.

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Let's get rid of her.

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Yes, you are right.

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Mama will kill us if we mess up
our best axe.

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I know, why don't we scare Ophilia?

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Let's convince her that this place
It's a death trap.

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She will slip on the balls

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fall through the trapdoor

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in a tank of hydrochloric acid.

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00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:03,920
Ready?

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00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,480
Ophilia...

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00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:11,680
Oops... Ophilia.

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00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,680
OPHILIAAA

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00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,660
If you're looking for Ophilia...

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That was close.

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She is...

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00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,540
Gomez.

191
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,880
Gomez, are you okay?

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00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,760
Hey Gomez, nothing like a little hydrochloric acid

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to soothe your sore muscles, right?

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Now, see how it works...

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I tell Ophilia there is a delivery 
for her at the front gate.

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She runs out of the house

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trips on the wire that activates the rope

198
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,760
causing the bag 
flour falls on your head

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00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,620
and knock her down the stairs.

200
00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:21,900
What did you think?

201
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,280
Gomez, you scared me.

202
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,340
I liked that.

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00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:28,340
These are my cousins ​​Otis and Redding.

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00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:29,940
Aren't they beautiful?

205
00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:31,480
But they always fought like cats and dogs...

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00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,220
Really?

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00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:34,640
Yes, Otis always wanted to work in his tent,

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00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,640
but Redding, he hated going out
unless it was raining.

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00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,600
I'm on Redding's side.

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00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,960
- I love the rain. 
 - Do you love?

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00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:47,420
What about hurricanes, floods and thunderstorms?

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00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:49,420
Oh, yes.

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00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,540
The stormy shock hitting your body.

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00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,480
The tingling of your hair standing on end

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00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:59,600
feeling the electricity stop your heart.

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00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:01,520
Gomez...

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00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,760
Oh, there you are.

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00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,560
Now, let's talk about the honeymoon.

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00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,560
The honeymoon?

220
00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:12,300
Lurch, what happened to you?

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00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,700
Ophilia.

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00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,580
Hey, Ophilia.

223
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:20,660
There's a delivery of pots of MM'S for you.

224
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,820
Very big...

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00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:24,960
I'll answer.

226
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,960
No, wait Gomez.

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About the wedding,

228
00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:32,040
Maybe we are forcing things.

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00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,040
I hate her, I hate her, I hate her.

230
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,040
I hate her, I hate her.

231
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:45,480
Bullshit, Ophilia and Gomez were born for each other.

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I hope you don't mind,

233
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,620
I found these roses in your garden 
and I noticed they were blooming.

234
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,900
I never thought roses could be lovely.

235
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,920
Morticia?

236
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,640
Yes, Gomez?

237
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:17,880
Shall we go for a walk?

238
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,400
I love cemeteries.

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00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,680
They're so dark.

240
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,920
I don't think your sister thinks that way.

241
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,920
She wants to build a swimming pool here.

242
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,680
A swimming pool for what?

243
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,280
I don't know anything about swimming.

244
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,560
I love Ophilia so much,

245
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,000
but she has rather strange ideas.

246
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,500
Still, I think she'll be a good wife.

247
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,380
For someone else maybe.

248
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:50,680
Morticia, you're not engaged to anyone, are you?

249
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,680
I? No.

250
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,060
Well, not yet.

251
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:58,120
Mom is in the process for me 
marry Vlad Addams, your cousin I believe.

252
00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,300
With my cousin Vlad?

253
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,480
More depraved person was never born.

254
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,480
Trust me Morticia, he's not for you.

255
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,020
Well, I don't think Mom has yet
found the right man for me.

256
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:09,020
Maybe she doesn't need it.

257
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,960
Okay, c'est la vie.
Translation: It's life.

258
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,960
How strange,

259
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,040
for some reason these sounds 
 are very exciting.

260
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,060
Pardon?

261
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:27,060
Morticia, that's French.

262
00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:29,300
Talk more.

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00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,860
The mouse gnawed

264
00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:34,400
the clothes of the King of Rome.

265
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,400
Sorry.

266
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,920
Gomez, Morticia.

267
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,600
Ophilia is not what it seems.

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00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,200
It is not? I mean... It's not.

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See Ophilia, Gomez was just kissing my arm

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practicing for when he is married.

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True, for when we get married.

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We get married.

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I hope that this proposal from Gomez

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make you forget this doubt,

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See for yourself...

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He really likes Ophilia.

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Hello, Morticia.

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Gomez,

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I suppose I should congratulate you
because now the marriage is official.

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Oh, that.

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A train heading west

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and the other to the east.

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Destined to never cross paths again.

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What if they collided?

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Rust together for eternity.

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Even better,

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What if they went up together in a ball of fire?

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Here, you take this.

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And when both trains reach that bridge,

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Boom..

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And again...

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That feeling is coming back again.

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Morticia,

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say something in French...

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Just one more time.

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Pourquoi?

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I don't know what I'm doing.
I can't help it.

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I could avoid it, but I don't want to.

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Morticia, I'm in love with you 
from the first moment I saw her.

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And I'm in love with you.

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Gomez, I hate to interrupt

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but Griselda and Ophilia are outside in a pink Miata.

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What are we going to do?

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Time to put it in the garage before the neighbors see.

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I understood that.

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Gomez, I have some patterns of
porcelain for us to look at.

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Oh no, she freaked out.

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Quickly, we have to get out of here.

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What are you two going to do?

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You are crazy about each other.

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I can't come between Gomez and Ophilia,

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he would break her heart.

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And I gave Ophilia my word that I would marry her.

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I curse the honor of the Addams Family.

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It's tragic, just tragic.

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In love with one woman, promised to another.

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It's worse than Romeo and Juliet.

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Fester, that's it, let's do the same 
what Romeo and Juliet did.

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And what exactly was it?

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They committed suicide.

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Right,

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Morticia,

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Let's put on cement boots and go skydiving.

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What a wonderful idea.

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Oh wait, I'm afraid of heights.

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We could drink ourselves to death, Hyenas.

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Good idea, except I'm allergic to Hyenas.

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I know, why don't you just blow up and die?

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Excellent idea, I'll get the lighter fluid.

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What am I saying?

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Life wouldn't be fun without you two around.

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You can't kill each other.

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Fester, that was so sweet.

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Gomez, what are we going to do?

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You didn't really marry her, did you?

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Here Pugsley, there's more 
 some paint chips.

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No son, not at all,

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but I came very close to marrying Ophilia.

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And I came very close to losing

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the only man I've ever loved in my life.

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Tish, you would never lose me.

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Come on, tell us what happened next.

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I assume the rest of the story 
will have to wait until tomorrow.

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Come on Wednesday, Pugsley, let's go to

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the cemetery unearths a new person.

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- Okay. 
 - Okay.

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I'll get the shovel.

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Happy birthday, Tish.

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Happy birthday, mon chéri.

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